| Excuses for Being Late | 1 | 1967-12-22 | |
| Bedrooms | 2 | 1967-12-29 | |
| The Brownies | | 1968-01-20 | |
| My Honeymoon | 7 | 1968-02-02 | |
| Bloomer | 8 | 1968-02-09 | |
| My First Grown-Up Dress | 10 | 1968-02-23 | |
| When I Wear a Top Hat | 13 | 1968-03-15 | |
| Keeping Wicket | 14 | 1968-03-22 | |
| Outdoor Games | 15 | 1968-03-29 | |
| How to Stay Lovely | 16 | 1968-04-05 | |
| Learning to Fly | 17 | 1968-09-30 | |
| Making an Entrance | 18 | 1968-10-07 | |
| How to Eat Macaroni | 19 | 1968-10-14 | |
| The Days of the Week | 20 | 1968-10-21 | |
| Winter Woolies | 21 | 1968-10-28 | |
| Pythagoras | 22 | 1968-11-04 | |
| How to Get a Seat on a Crowded Train | 24 | 1969-01-07 | |
| Doing Nothing | 25 | 1969-01-14 | |
| What You See in the Looking Glass | 26 | 1969-01-21 | |
| Striking a Fresh Acquaintance | 27 | 1969-01-28 | |
| Dogwatching | 28 | 1969-02-04 | |
| Giving Up Smoking | 29 | 1969-02-11 | |
| The Best Hour in the Week | 30 | 1969-02-18 | |
| Gossiping | 31 | 1969-02-25 | |
| What to Do With Your Vitality | 32 | 1969-03-04 | |
| How to Be Good | 33 | 1969-03-11 | |
| How to Best Colonize the Moon | 35 | 1969-03-25 | |
| How to Reply to How Do You Do | 37 | 1969-09-29 | |
| Where to Draw the Line | 38 | 1969-10-06 | |
| Preventing Long Telephone Conversations | 39 | 1969-10-13 | |
| The Functions of a Good Waiter | 40 | 1969-10-20 | |
| The Things I Say | 41 | 1969-10-27 | |
| Bloomers | 42 | 1969-11-03 | |
| Interviewing a Secretary | 43 | 1969-11-10 | |
| Receiving Compliments | 44 | 1969-11-17 | |
| Appearing in Public | 45 | 1969-11-24 | |
| What I Most Desire | 46 | 1969-12-01 | |
| Watchdogs | 47 | 1969-12-08 | |
| Hot Dogs | 48 | 1969-12-15 | |
| Joy | 49 | 1969-12-22 | |
| Make-Up | 50 | 1969-12-29 | |
| Bacchus | 51 | 1970-01-05 | |
| Policemen | 52 | 1970-01-12 | |
| False Teeth | 53 | 1970-01-19 | |
| Astrology | 54 | 1970-01-26 | |
| Oliver Cromwell | 55 | 1970-02-02 | |
| Constantinople | 56 | 1970-02-09 | |
| The Blarney Stone | 57 | 1970-02-16 | |
| The Alphabet | 58 | 1970-02-23 | |
| Passing the Buck | 59 | 1970-03-02 | |
| Hercules | 60 | 1970-03-09 | |
| Boswell | 61 | 1970-03-16 | |
| Breaking a Code | 62 | 1970-03-23 | |
| Romulus and Remus | 63 | 1970-03-30 | |
| Demonectomy | 64 | 1970-09-08 | |
| Something for Nothing | 65 | 1970-09-15 | |
| The Little People | 66 | 1970-09-22 | |
| A Nice Cup of Tea | 67 | 1970-09-29 | |
| Polystyrene | 68 | 1970-10-06 | |
| Ironing My Smalls | 69 | 1970-10-13 | |
| Avoiding a Bill in a Restaurant | 70 | 1970-10-20 | |
| Thrills | 71 | 1970-10-27 | |
| Admirable Virtues | 72 | 1970-11-03 | |
| Avoiding Income Tax | 73 | 1970-11-10 | |
| Wine | 74 | 1970-11-17 | |
| What Excites Me | 75 | 1970-11-24 | |
| My Cooker | 76 | 1970-12-01 | |
| Panic | 77 | 1970-12-08 | |
| Enjoying Life | 78 | 1970-12-15 | |
| Stuffing Your Christmas Bird | 79 | 1970-12-22 | |
| Panache | 80 | 1970-12-29 | |
| Astronomy | 81 | 1971-01-05 | |
| Christmas Party Games | 82 | 1971-01-12 | |
| Modern Art | 83 | 1971-01-19 | |
| Snags of Show Business | 84 | 1971-01-26 | |
| Demonstrating | 85 | 1971-02-02 | |
| Unblocking the Kitchen Sink | 86 | 1971-02-09 | |
| Jellyfish | 87 | 1971-02-16 | |
| Frederick the Great | 88 | 1971-02-23 | |
| Kenneth Williams | 89 | 1971-03-02 | |
| Doing My Own Thing | 90 | 1971-10-12 | |
| Playing With My Yoyo | 91 | 1971-10-19 | |
| Men | 92 | 1971-10-26 | |
| Being Tickled | 93 | 1971-11-02 | |
| The Chairman | 94 | 1971-11-09 | |
| Just a Minute | 95 | 1971-11-16 | |
| Lights | 96 | 1971-11-23 | |
| Treachery | 97 | 1971-11-30 | |
| Flamboyancy | 98 | 1971-12-07 | |
| Essentials | 99 | 1971-12-14 | |
| How to Live to Be 100 Years Old | 100 | 1971-12-21 | |
| Optimism | 101 | 1971-12-28 | |
| Impulses | 102 | 1972-01-04 | |
| Cooking an Octopus | 103 | 1972-01-11 | |
| Sensible Winter Underwear | 104 | 1972-01-18 | |
| Jazz | 105 | 1972-01-25 | |
| Quince | 106 | 1972-02-01 | |
| Noise | 107 | 1972-02-08 | |
| My Life So Far | 108 | 1972-02-15 | |
| Frozen Food | 109 | 1972-02-22 | |
| Fellow Feelings | 110 | 1972-02-29 | |
| Hats | 111 | 1972-03-07 | |
| Highways and Byways | 112 | 1972-03-14 | |
| The Abdabs | 113 | 1972-03-21 | |
| My Socks | 114 | 1972-03-28 | |
| The Position I Now Find Myself in | 115 | 1972-04-04 | |
| Hairy Legs | 116 | 1972-09-05 | |
| Things I Never Should Have Done | 117 | 1972-09-12 | |
| Sneakers | 118 | 1972-09-19 | |
| Malapropisms | 119 | 1972-09-26 | |
| The Minute Waltz | 120 | 1972-10-03 | |
| Getting Knotted | 121 | 1972-10-10 | |
| Fiddlesticks | 122 | 1972-10-17 | |
| My Opinion | 123 | 1972-10-24 | |
| The Multitude | 124 | 1972-10-31 | |
| Empathy | 125 | 1972-11-07 | |
| Getting Launched on the Waters of Oratory | 126 | 1972-11-14 | |
| Nothing at All | 127 | 1972-11-21 | |
| Piggy Banks | 128 | 1972-11-28 | |
| Putting a Bold Face on It | 129 | 1972-12-05 | |
| What They Say About Me | 130 | 1972-12-12 | |
| Traumatic Experiences | 131 | 1972-12-19 | |
| Silent Night | 132 | 1972-12-26 | |
| Fan Mail | 133 | 1973-01-02 | |
| What I Stand for | 134 | 1973-01-09 | |
| Reputation | 135 | 1973-01-16 | |
| Idleness | 136 | 1973-01-23 | |
| My Exhuberance | 137 | 1973-01-30 | |
| Relativity | 138 | 1973-02-06 | |
| My Favorite Drink | 139 | 1973-02-13 | |
| Gross Impertinence | 140 | 1973-02-20 | |
| Aniseed Balls | 141 | 1973-02-27 | |
| Making a Spectacular Entrance | 142 | 1973-07-30 | |
| My Foibles | 143 | 1973-08-06 | |
| My Giddy Aunt | 144 | 1973-08-13 | |
| What I Don't Usually Say | 145 | 1973-08-20 | |
| Checks | 146 | 1973-08-27 | |
| Keeping Prices Down | 147 | 1973-09-03 | |
| A Night on the Tiles | 148 | 1973-09-10 | |
| Cobber | 149 | 1973-09-17 | |
| Ecstasy | 151 | 1973-10-01 | |
| How I Restrain Myself | 152 | 1973-10-08 | |
| Making Notes | 153 | 1973-10-15 | |
| An Appreciative Audience | 154 | 1973-10-22 | |
| Exhortations | 155 | 1973-10-29 | |
| Being Absolutely Certain | 156 | 1973-11-05 | |
| Pate | 157 | 1973-11-12 | |
| Diction | 158 | 1973-11-19 | |
| Rude Words | 159 | 1973-11-26 | |
| Stephen Leacock | 160 | 1973-12-03 | |
| My Energy | 161 | 1973-12-10 | |
| My Great-Uncle Augustus | 162 | 1973-12-17 | |
| My Dustbin | 163 | 1973-12-24 | |
| Making a Real Fuss | 171 | 1974-10-07 | |
| My Muscles | 176 | 1974-11-11 | |
| Distractions | 183 | 1974-12-30 | |
| Starters | 195 | 1975-09-23 | |
| Standing Up for My Rights | 196 | 1975-09-30 | |
| A Commanding Lead | 198 | 1975-10-14 | |
| How I Carry on | 199 | 1975-10-21 | |
| Hang Gliding | 200 | 1975-10-28 | |
| Democracy | 201 | 1975-11-04 | |
| The Biggest Laugh I Ever Had | 202 | 1975-11-11 | |
| A Spree | 203 | 1975-11-18 | |
| Pleasure | 204 | 1975-11-25 | |
| Sleepwalking | 205 | 1975-12-02 | |
| What Gives Me Horrors | 206 | 1975-12-09 | |
| Polo | 207 | 1975-12-16 | |
| Crackers | 208 | 1975-12-23 | |
| Awards | 209 | 1975-12-30 | |
| The Parisian Latin Quarter | 210 | 1976-01-06 | |
| Putting One Over | 211 | 1976-01-13 | |
| The Fourth Earl Ross | 212 | 1976-01-20 | |
| Puppets | 213 | 1976-01-27 | |
| Staying Power | 214 | 1976-02-03 | |
| Spanker | 215 | 1976-02-10 | |
| Big Game Hunters | 216 | 1976-02-17 | |
| How to Stop Snoring | 217 | 1976-02-24 | |
| Pogo | 218 | 1976-03-02 | |
| Fascinations | 219 | 1976-03-09 | |
| Michael Palin Spanker | | 1976-10-02 | |
| What I Put Into Life | 220 | 1976-11-03 | |
| Making My Peace | 221 | 1976-11-10 | |
| Keeping Fit | 222 | 1976-11-17 | |
| Litter Bugs | 223 | 1976-11-24 | |
| Poverty | 224 | 1976-12-01 | |
| My Plot | 225 | 1976-12-08 | |
| Trolls | 226 | 1976-12-15 | |
| Me | 227 | 1976-12-22 | |
| The Moon | 228 | 1976-12-29 | |
| Bath Night | 229 | 1977-01-05 | |
| Bangs | 230 | 1977-01-12 | |
| Burlesque | 231 | 1977-01-19 | |
| Fun and Games | 232 | 1977-01-26 | |
| How to Frighten This Audience | 233 | 1977-02-02 | |
| Guest Thora Hird | | 1977-02-03 | |
| Making My Mark | 234 | 1977-02-09 | |
| Showstoppers | 235 | 1977-02-16 | |
| My Impulses | 236 | 1977-02-23 | |
| Knees | 237 | 1977-03-02 | |
| Pride | 238 | 1977-03-09 | |
| Peanuts | 239 | 1977-03-16 | |
| My Ploy | 240 | 1977-03-23 | |
| How I Get Going | 241 | 1977-03-30 | |
| The Broads | 242 | 1977-04-06 | |
| The Friendliest One I Know | 243 | 1977-04-13 | |
| Relaxation | 244 | 1977-04-20 | |
| My Dignity | 245 | 1977-04-27 | |
| With the Original Foursome | | 1977-06-04 | |
| Guest Graeme Garden | | 1977-09-02 | |
| Guest Ray Alan | | 1977-09-03 | |
| Superstition | 247 | 1978-02-28 | |
| Being Scared | 248 | 1978-03-07 | |
| Eccentrics | 249 | 1978-03-14 | |
| What Makes Me Burst With Pride | 250 | 1978-03-21 | |
| Making a Good Start | 251 | 1978-03-28 | |
| Salesmen | 252 | 1978-04-04 | |
| How to Become Celebrated | 254 | 1978-04-18 | |
| Why Parrots Don't Sneeze | 255 | 1978-04-25 | |
| Moose | 256 | 1978-05-02 | |
| Attack | 257 | 1978-05-09 | |
| Attack | 257 | 1978-05-09 | |
| Making Up | 258 | 1978-05-16 | |
| Getting Wound Up | 259 | 1978-05-23 | |
| Getting Wound Up | 259 | 1978-05-23 | |
| A Grand Opening | 260 | 1979-01-23 | |
| Getting Started | 261 | 1979-01-30 | |
| My Ideal | 262 | 1979-02-06 | |
| Excitement | 263 | 1979-02-13 | |
| Simplicity | 264 | 1979-02-20 | |
| Why I Should Be Knighted | 265 | 1979-02-27 | |
| My Other Self | 266 | 1979-03-06 | |
| Foolishness | 267 | 1979-03-13 | |
| Improvisation | 269 | 1979-03-27 | |
| Hodge Podge | 270 | 1979-05-08 | |
| If I Were Not a Thespian | 271 | 1979-05-15 | |
| Parbuckles | 272 | 1979-05-22 | |
| The Loch Ness Monster | 273 | 1979-05-29 | |
| How to Get Cracking | 274 | 1979-12-11 | |
| Taking a Diabolical Liberty | 275 | 1979-12-18 | |
| Exhibitionism | 276 | 1979-12-25 | |
| Overdoing It | 277 | 1980-01-01 | |
| Looking Ahead | 278 | 1980-01-08 | |
| Rolls | 279 | 1980-01-15 | |
| Springing Ahead | 280 | 1980-01-22 | |
| Ami Macdonald | 281 | 1980-01-29 | |
| The Mexican Hat Dance | 282 | 1980-02-05 | |
| Bungling | 283 | 1980-02-12 | |
| My Resolution for This Program | 284 | 1980-02-19 | |
| Getting Sent | 286 | 1980-03-04 | |
| My Accolade | 287 | 1980-03-11 | |
| Being Forceful | 288 | 1981-03-07 | |
| My Following | 289 | 1981-03-14 | |
| Enough Money | 290 | 1981-03-21 | |
| Having Women in the Show | 291 | 1981-03-28 | |
| Parking Meters | 292 | 1981-04-04 | |
| Fruit | 293 | 1981-04-11 | |
| The Best Game | 294 | 1981-04-18 | |
| Bliss | 295 | 1981-04-25 | |
| Getting Ice Cubes Out of the Tray | 296 | 1981-05-02 | |
| Striving for Perfection | 297 | 1981-05-09 | |
| Irish Humor | 298 | 1981-05-16 | |
| Getting a Shock | 299 | 1981-05-23 | |
| Disreputable People | 300 | 1981-05-30 | |
| Poor | 301 | 1981-06-04 | |
| The Best Way to Lie | 302 | 1982-01-23 | |
| What Amazes Me | 303 | 1982-01-30 | |
| The First Time I Appeared in Public | 304 | 1982-02-06 | |
| The Strangest Thing | 305 | 1982-02-13 | |
| Moments of Drama | 306 | 1982-02-20 | |
| Evasiveness | 307 | 1982-02-27 | |
| Laurel | 308 | 1982-03-06 | |
| Blowing Bubbles | 309 | 1982-03-13 | |
| What Our Audience Loves | 310 | 1982-07-31 | |
| The Most Outstanding Personality | 311 | 1982-08-07 | |
| The Most Incredible Thing I Know | 312 | 1982-08-14 | |
| What Gets Me Excited | 313 | 1982-08-21 | |
| My Intellectual Approach | 314 | 1982-08-28 | |
| Being Nosey | 315 | 1982-09-04 | |
| Kangaroo Pie | 316 | 1982-09-11 | |
| Things Refused By Garbage Collectors | 317 | 1982-09-18 | |
| The Fun of Bath Night | 318 | 1983-03-14 | |
| Binge | 319 | 1983-03-21 | |
| Getting Stung | 320 | 1983-03-28 | |
| Good Luck | 321 | 1983-04-04 | |
| Trade Tricks | 322 | 1983-04-11 | |
| The Most Lovable Points of a Rhinoceros | 323 | 1983-04-18 | |
| Getting to the Itch in the Small of My Back | 324 | 1983-04-25 | |
| Early Morning Exercises | 325 | 1983-05-02 | |
| Making a Sausage Roll | 326 | 1983-05-09 | |
| Telephone Answering Machines | 327 | 1983-05-16 | |
| Getting Off at the Deep End | 328 | 1983-09-24 | |
| Having Fun in a Public Library | 329 | 1983-10-01 | |
| Getting a Good Start | 330 | 1983-10-08 | |
| Getting a Good Start | 330 | 1983-10-08 | |
| Miller | 331 | 1983-10-15 | |
| Getting Dressed at the Beach | 333 | 1983-10-29 | |
| Paradise | 334 | 1983-11-05 | |
| Having Fun on a Trampoline | 335 | 1983-11-12 | |
| Plankton | 336 | 1983-11-19 | |
| A Bad Joke | 337 | 1983-11-26 | |
| The Opening Shot | 338 | 1984-06-16 | |
| Getting a Thrill | 339 | 1984-06-23 | |
| A Hoax | 340 | 1984-06-30 | |
| My Gambit | 341 | 1984-07-07 | |
| The Marie Celeste | 342 | 1984-07-14 | |
| Encouragement | 343 | 1984-07-21 | |
| Hide | 344 | 1984-07-28 | |
| Tongue Twisters | 345 | 1984-08-04 | |
| Looking to the Future | 346 | 1984-08-11 | |
| Sparkle | 347 | 1984-08-18 | |
| Taking Command | 348 | 1985-02-06 | |
| What I Saw in a Joke Shop | 349 | 1985-02-13 | |
| Punctuality | 350 | 1985-02-20 | |
| The Taj Mahal | 351 | 1985-02-27 | |
| A Turn | 352 | 1985-03-06 | |
| Seals | 353 | 1985-03-13 | |
| Milking a Camel | 354 | 1985-03-20 | |
| Hail | 355 | 1985-03-27 | |
| Epics | 356 | 1985-04-03 | |
| The Intellectual Members of Our Audience | 357 | 1985-04-10 | |
| Nightmares | 358 | 1985-12-14 | |
| The Parson's Nose | 359 | 1985-12-28 | |
| The Doppleganger | 360 | 1986-01-04 | |
| Slapstick | 361 | 1986-01-11 | |
| Trivia | 362 | 1986-01-18 | |
| Arabian Nights | 363 | 1986-01-25 | |
| Luxury | 364 | 1986-02-01 | |
| Bubble Baths | 365 | 1986-02-08 | |
| Lawyers | 366 | 1986-02-15 | |
| Green Jellybeans | 367 | 1986-02-22 | |
| Weather | 368 | 1986-03-01 | |
| Customs | 369 | 1987-04-04 | |
| Customs | 369 | 1987-04-04 | |
| Customs | 369 | 1987-04-04 | |
| Talking to Plants | 370 | 1987-04-11 | |
| Will Power | 371 | 1987-04-18 | |
| Fools | 372 | 1987-04-25 | |
| Fools | 372 | 1987-04-25 | |
| A Grand Occasion | 373 | 1987-05-02 | |
| Winter Pyjamas | 374 | 1987-05-09 | |
| Habits | 375 | 1987-05-16 | |
| Ballooning | 376 | 1987-05-23 | |
| Magic | 377 | 1987-05-30 | |
| Magic | 377 | 1987-05-30 | |
| Getting Animated | 378 | 1987-06-13 | |
| Glory | 380 | 1987-06-27 | |
| Fashionable Bed Attire | 381 | 1988-05-05 | |
| Going Bananas | 382 | 1988-05-12 | |
| Nappies | 383 | 1988-05-19 | |
| Nuts | 384 | 1988-05-26 | |
| Applause | 385 | 1988-06-02 | |
| Records | 386 | 1988-06-09 | |
| Atlas | 387 | 1988-06-16 | |
| Getting Uptight | 388 | 1988-06-23 | |
| Jams | 389 | 1989-03-28 | |
| Coconut Shies | 390 | 1989-04-04 | |
| Slang | 391 | 1989-04-11 | |
| Manhattan | 392 | 1989-04-18 | |
| Pinching | 393 | 1989-04-25 | |
| Actors | 394 | 1989-05-02 | |
| Scales | 395 | 1989-05-09 | |
| Gerry Building | 396 | 1989-05-16 | |
| Keeping Baby Amused | 397 | 1989-05-23 | |
| Poker | 398 | 1989-05-30 | |
| Beauty Contests | 399 | 1990-03-17 | |
| Garden Worms | 400 | 1990-03-24 | |
| Package Deals | 401 | 1990-03-31 | |
| Sneezes | 402 | 1990-04-07 | |
| Odds | 403 | 1990-04-14 | |
| Diaries | 404 | 1990-04-21 | |
| Defrosting the Fridge | 405 | 1990-04-28 | |
| Health Food Shops | 406 | 1990-05-05 | |
| Selling By Telephone | 407 | 1991-01-05 | |
| Chop Suey | 408 | 1991-01-12 | |
| Graffiti | 409 | 1991-01-19 | |
| China | 410 | 1991-01-26 | |
| Telepathy | 411 | 1991-02-02 | |
| Bags | 412 | 1991-02-09 | |
| A Good Part to Play | 413 | 1991-02-16 | |
| Biscuits in Bed | 414 | 1991-02-23 | |
| Jam | 415 | 1992-01-04 | |
| What to Put on a Muffin | 416 | 1992-01-11 | |
| The Boot | 417 | 1992-01-18 | |
| This and That | 418 | 1992-01-25 | |
| What | 419 | 1992-02-01 | |
| A Good Hand | 420 | 1992-02-08 | |
| My Silliest Habit | 421 | 1992-02-15 | |
| Advertising | 422 | 1992-02-22 | |
| Silver Minutes (25th Anniversary Show) | 423 | 1992-07-20 | |
| Briefs | 424 | 1993-01-02 | |
| Bollocks | 425 | 1993-01-09 | |
| Wales | 426 | 1993-01-16 | |
| Custard Pie Humor | 428 | 1993-01-30 | |
| Anyone in This Show | 429 | 1993-02-06 | |
| Farmers | 430 | 1993-02-13 | |
| Stocking | 431 | 1993-02-20 | |
| Splits | 432 | 1993-02-27 | |
| Reports | 433 | 1993-03-06 | |
| Scarborough | 434 | 1994-01-01 | |
| Pale | 435 | 1994-01-08 | |
| What the Butler Saw at 10 Downing Street | | 1994-01-13 | |
| Double Whammy | 436 | 1994-01-15 | |
| House of Lords | | 1994-01-20 | |
| Norwich | 437 | 1994-01-22 | |
| Double Parking | | 1994-01-27 | |
| Auld Reekie | 438 | 1994-01-29 | |
| A Great Party | 439 | 1994-02-05 | |
| What I Don't Talk About | 440 | 1994-02-12 | |
| Edward King of Northumbria | 441 | 1994-02-19 | |
| My Elephant and Castle | | 1994-02-24 | |
| Princes Street | 442 | 1994-02-26 | |
| Heathrow | | 1994-03-03 | |
| Metalwork | 443 | 1994-03-05 | |
| The London Marathon | | 1994-08-09 | |
| How We Survived the Blitz | | 1994-08-23 | |
| Christmas Present | 444 | 1994-12-24 | |
| Tam-O-Shanter | 445 | 1994-12-31 | |
| Galmorgan | 446 | 1995-01-07 | |
| Jesters | 447 | 1995-01-14 | |
| Firth of Forth | 448 | 1995-01-21 | |
| Mobile Phones | 449 | 1995-01-28 | |
| A Crash Course | 450 | 1995-02-04 | |
| Dragons | 451 | 1995-02-11 | |
| The Third Row of This Audience | 452 | 1995-02-18 | |
| Playing the Fool | 453 | 1995-02-25 | |
| Odd Surnames | 454 | 1995-03-04 | |
| The Capitol of Scotland | 455 | 1996-01-06 | |
| Charisma | 456 | 1996-01-13 | |
| Ayr | 457 | 1996-01-20 | |
| Robin Hood | 458 | 1996-01-28 | |
| Castles | 459 | 1996-02-03 | |
| Big Bang Theory | 460 | 1996-02-10 | |
| Goose | 462 | 1996-02-24 | |
| Lindisfarne | 463 | 1996-03-02 | |
| Tattoos | 464 | 1996-03-09 | |
| The Scotsman | 465 | 1997-01-04 | |
| Swan | 466 | 1997-01-11 | |
| Pressing the Flesh | 467 | 1997-01-18 | |
| Jersey | 468 | 1997-01-25 | |
| Jersey | 468 | 1997-01-25 | |
| Saint Andrews | 469 | 1997-02-01 | |
| The Highlands | 470 | 1997-02-08 | |
| Sauce | 471 | 1997-02-15 | |
| Tripe | 472 | 1997-02-22 | |
| Greens | 473 | 1997-03-01 | |
| Cows | 474 | 1997-03-08 | |
| Manchester | 475 | 1997-07-19 | |
| Leicestershire | 476 | 1997-07-26 | |
| Glasgow | 477 | 1997-08-02 | |
| Flying By the Seat of My Pants | 478 | 1997-08-09 | |
| The Citizens | 479 | 1997-08-16 | |
| Getting in First | 480 | 1998-01-03 | |
| The Street | 481 | 1998-01-10 | |
| The Crack | 482 | 1998-01-17 | |
| The Log Jam | 483 | 1998-01-24 | |
| Forbidden Fruit | 484 | 1998-01-31 | |
| Pleasantries | 485 | 1998-02-07 | |
| Scottish Widows | 486 | 1998-02-14 | |
| Bath Oliver | 487 | 1998-06-08 | |
| Where Just a Minute Can Be Enjoyed | 488 | 1998-06-15 | |
| What the Actress Says to the Bishop | 489 | 1998-06-22 | |
| Palace | 490 | 1998-06-29 | |
| Wee Timorous Beasties | 491 | 1998-07-06 | |
| First Words | 492 | 1998-07-13 | |
| White Lies | 493 | 1998-07-20 | |
| Service | 494 | 1998-07-27 | |
| My Favorite View | 495 | 1998-08-03 | |
| A University Life | 496 | 1998-08-10 | |
| The Full Monty | 497 | 1999-01-18 | |
| The Life and Soul of the Party | 498 | 1999-01-25 | |
| Taking the Salt Air | 499 | 1999-02-01 | |
| Breakfast in Bed | 500 | 1999-02-08 | |
| Fast Food | 501 | 1999-02-15 | |
| The Secret Mission | 502 | 1999-02-22 | |
| What Makes Me Furious | 503 | 1999-03-01 | |
| Giving Your All | 504 | 1999-03-08 | |
| Graham Norton Can of Worms | | 1999-03-15 | |
| The Gatecrasher | 506 | 1999-03-22 | |
| Ever Decreasing Circles | | 1999-04-19 | |
| Saying Sorry | | 1999-04-20 | |
| Shrinking Violet | | 1999-04-21 | |
| Yorkshire Pudding | | 1999-04-22 | |
| St Georges Day | | 1999-04-23 | |
| Email | | 1999-04-26 | |
| Kitchen Gadgets | | 1999-04-27 | |
| Duvets | | 1999-04-29 | |
| Shorthand | | 1999-04-30 | |
| If I Ruled the World | | 1999-05-03 | |
| Virtual Reality | | 1999-05-04 | |
| A Bit on the Side | | 1999-05-05 | |
| Mumbo Jumbo | | 1999-05-06 | |
| What Id Really Like to Talk About | | 1999-05-07 | |
| Garden Gnomes | | 1999-05-10 | |
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| Breeding Porcupines | 508 | 1999-07-12 | |
| Dreaming Spires | 509 | 1999-07-19 | |
| The Wrong Number | 510 | 1999-07-26 | |
| Mother Tongue | 511 | 1999-08-02 | |
| The Novel Inside Me | 512 | 1999-08-09 | |
| The End of the Century | 513 | 1999-08-16 | |
| Something I Only Do in Edinburg | 514 | 1999-08-23 | |
| York | 515 | 1999-08-30 | |
| Speakeasy | 516 | 1999-09-06 | |
| Narcissus | 517 | 1999-12-20 | |
| The Angel of the North | 518 | 1999-12-27 | |
| Kicking Off | 519 | 2000-01-03 | |
| Milking Laughs | 520 | 2000-01-10 | |
| Laying It on With a Trowel | 521 | 2000-01-17 | |
| Miracles | 522 | 2000-01-24 | |
| Hangovers | 523 | 2000-01-31 | |
| Spice | 524 | 2000-02-07 | |
| Casting Off | 525 | 2000-02-14 | |
| Powdering My Nose | 526 | 2000-02-21 | |
| Smelling a Rat | 527 | 2000-07-03 | |
| What I Wear to Bed | 528 | 2000-07-10 | |
| Keeping Your Eye on the Ball | 529 | 2000-07-17 | |
| Stuffing a Chicken | 530 | 2000-07-24 | |
| How I Like to Relax | 531 | 2000-07-31 | |
| Cats | 532 | 2000-08-07 | |
| Positive Thinking | 533 | 2000-08-14 | |
| Chopsticks | 534 | 2000-08-21 | |
| The Fridge | 535 | 2000-08-28 | |
| Whiz Kids | 536 | 2000-09-04 | |
| Taking the Waters | 537 | 2001-01-01 | |
| How to Win Friends | 538 | 2001-01-08 | |
| A Close Shave | 539 | 2001-01-15 | |
| The Secret of Eternal Youth | 540 | 2001-01-22 | |
| Loyalty Cards | 541 | 2001-01-29 | |
| My First Job | 542 | 2001-02-05 | |
| Bananas | 543 | 2001-02-12 | |
| Name Dropping | 544 | 2001-02-19 | |
| My Philosophy of Life | 545 | 2001-02-26 | |
| A Sore Point | 546 | 2001-03-05 | |
| Brighton Rock | 547 | 2001-07-09 | |
| The Good Old Days | 548 | 2001-07-16 | |
| Rhubarb | 549 | 2001-07-23 | |
| How to Annoy the Audience | 550 | 2001-07-30 | |
| How to Recognise a Yorkshire Man | 551 | 2001-08-06 | |
| How to Get Rid of Hiccups | 552 | 2001-08-13 | |
| Keeping Up With the Jones | 553 | 2001-08-20 | |
| The Cleverest Person I Know | 554 | 2001-08-27 | |
| How to Remember People's Names | 555 | 2001-09-03 | |
| The Year Ahead | 556 | 2001-12-31 | |
| The Year Ahead | 556 | 2001-12-31 | |
| Crow's Feet | 557 | 2002-01-07 | |
| Poetic Licence | 558 | 2002-01-14 | |
| The Magic of Radio | 559 | 2002-01-21 | |
| Blowing the Whistle | 560 | 2002-01-28 | |
| Blowing the Whistle | 560 | 2002-01-28 | |
| More Haste, Less Speed | 561 | 2002-02-04 | |
| The Wild West | 562 | 2002-02-11 | |
| My Idea of a Perfect Day | 563 | 2002-02-18 | |
| How to Complain in a Resturant | 564 | 2002-02-25 | |
| The Best Advice I've Ever Had | 565 | 2002-03-04 | |
| The Channel Tunnel | 566 | 2002-03-11 | |
| Weather Forecasters | 567 | 2002-07-01 | |
| Discos | 568 | 2002-07-08 | |
| Traffic Wardens | 569 | 2002-07-15 | |
| Canterbury Tales | 570 | 2002-07-22 | |
| The Man on the Clampton Omnibus | 571 | 2002-07-29 | |
| How to Make a Cornish Pastie | 572 | 2002-08-05 | |
| The Saxons | 573 | 2002-08-12 | |
| The Changing of the Guard | 574 | 2002-08-19 | |
| The Chairman's Darkest Secret | 575 | 2002-08-26 | |
| How to Play the Bagpipes | 576 | 2002-09-02 | |
| 35th Anniversary Show | 577 | 2003-01-01 | |
| How to Hand in Your Resignation | 578 | 2003-01-06 | |
| Alternative Medicine | 579 | 2003-01-13 | |
| Upstaging People | 580 | 2003-01-20 | |
| Why I Love Queuing | 581 | 2003-01-27 | |
| Why I Don't Use Cockney Rhyming | 582 | 2003-02-03 | |
| Being a Rebel | 583 | 2003-02-10 | |
| Growing Old Gracefully | 584 | 2003-02-17 | |
| What Goes on Backstage | 585 | 2003-02-24 | |
| The Butchers | 586 | 2003-03-03 | |
| What I Dreamt About Last Night | 587 | 2003-03-10 | |
| The Wombles | 588 | 2003-03-17 | |
| Hogging the Limelight | 589 | 2003-07-07 | |
| Ballroom Dancing | 590 | 2003-07-14 | |
| Party Poopers | 591 | 2003-07-21 | |
| The Perfect Breakfast | 592 | 2003-07-28 | |
| How to Get Rid of Spots | 593 | 2003-08-04 | |
| The Best Dressed Member of the Panel | 594 | 2003-08-11 | |
| Something to Write Home About | 595 | 2003-08-18 | |
| Breaking Records | 596 | 2003-08-25 | |
| Fringe Benefits | 597 | 2003-09-01 | |
| Shorts | 598 | 2003-09-08 | |
| Music Hall | 599 | 2004-01-05 | |
| Chewing the Fat | 600 | 2004-01-12 | |
| My Favorite Words | 601 | 2004-01-19 | |
| Doing Two Things at Once | 602 | 2004-01-26 | |
| Cold Turkey | 603 | 2004-02-02 | |
| Four Poster Beds | 604 | 2004-02-09 | |
| Ten Things I Hate | 605 | 2004-02-16 | |
| Why I Never Rely on a Single Source | 606 | 2004-02-23 | |
| Warwick Castle | 607 | 2004-03-01 | |
| Swashbuckling | 608 | 2004-03-08 | |
| How to Matchmake | 609 | 2004-03-15 | |
| My Favorite Proverb | 610 | 2004-07-12 | |
| How to Spot a Lady | 611 | 2004-07-19 | |
| What Not to Say to the Queen | 612 | 2004-07-26 | |
| Mumbles | 613 | 2004-08-02 | |
| How to Recognise a Spy | 614 | 2004-08-09 | |
| What My Body Language Is Telling | 615 | 2004-08-16 | |
| If Women Ruled the World | 616 | 2004-08-23 | |
| Being a Celt | 617 | 2004-09-06 | |
| The Best Thing About Wales | 618 | 2004-09-13 | |
| Loose Talk | 619 | 2004-09-20 | |
| Body Building | 620 | 2005-01-24 | |
| What Would I Say to a Mermaid | 621 | 2005-01-31 | |
| Pulling Someone's Leg | 622 | 2005-02-07 | |
| What I Was Like When I Was a Baby | 623 | 2005-02-14 | |
| The Work of William Shakespeare | 624 | 2005-02-21 | |
| The Person I Look Up to the Most | 625 | 2005-02-28 | |
| What I Have Most in Common With the Chairman | 626 | 2005-03-07 | |
| Answering Back | 627 | 2005-03-14 | |
| How to Attract Someone's Attention | 628 | 2005-03-21 | |
| Double Dutch | 629 | 2005-03-28 | |
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